“I got a new car…” he mentioned after we had sex, which was unnecessary information, since we already had sex.
That’s information you share with someone to convince them to have sex with you.
And we already had sex.
So now you’re just bragging.
And nobody likes a bragger.
Frankly, I hardly like a you.
and yet, here you are,
but now I’ve come
To my senses.
I do not actually care about how your mother is doing. You will not remember which classes i’m taking this semester. Our astrological signs will tell you nothing about us that I cannot tell you myself.
And while I don’t see our future,
I see mine, and I think that’s indication enough that whatever this is has finished,
and now you can go wherever it is you come from and come with anyone else who is impressed with your new car, because I am not.
and I got a new car simply means I don’t have to call you an Uber.