Ain’t nothin’ in the world like them thick boys.
The ones that kinda waddle when they walk, or take a little extra time putting their jeans back on in the morning, right before they go wherever the hell they came from.
Sent here just to tempt me in mine own life. Same way Lucifer told Jesus all the kingdoms could be his if he would just bow unto Satan, These boys – thighs wide and edible – look you right in the eye and tell you, “all of this can be yours if you just bow to me,”
and I do.
I absolutely do.
They ain’t even finish that sentence all the way before I give em’ half of every damn thing I got, hoping for a fraction of what they’re working with; hoping to feel the weight of their world on my shoulders.
Ain’t nothing like a thick boy.
They hug better.
More to hold onto when the world gets cold.
They eat good, and cook good, and can give you a mouthful if you’d just ask em’ nicely..
Thick ones are the freaky ones too, but you ain’t heard it from me. Usually raised good and picked on growing up, but ready to be loved right, and wrong, and fast, and good.
You’ve got to treat thick boys right.
’cause we don’t say it a lot, ’cause folks will look at you funny, but deep down, everyone wants a thick boy.
Thick boys have their options.
Someone will love em’ good.
Someone will feed em’ good.
Someone will fuck em’ good.
And I promise, your thick boy won’t think twice about you; but you ain’t never gonna forget about that one time you had a thick boy.
‘Cause ain’t nothin’ in the world like them thick boys.