If you showed up to this website hoping you were about to read some things about sex, and especially the sexy kind of sex, I would like to take this page to apologize to you right now for what is an error on your part.

We don’t do sexy sex here.
There are plenty of websites you can enjoy if you want to watch gay guys get paid to act like straight guys too scared to do gay guy shit.

This ain’t one of them sites.

This is……differently sexy**

**Sexy is a matter of opinion, technically, so if you reading this and you’re like “wait. I don’t get it,” go to pornhub, and beat your shit bruh, ain’t nobody stopping you from getting what’s yours.

….Just don’t disrupt what’s mine.